How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? 

Two, but actually he’s the same guy. He went back in time, met himself, and then one sat on the other one’s shoulders to change it. Of course a major time paradox occurred. The room, light bulb, writer and all got blown out of existence. Poof. They still co-exist in a parallel universe, though.

Sample my portfolio…

For San Diego Reader

My Dog: Champion Couch Surfer  linkpdf
Snakes Alive! linkpdf
Making Cinco de Mayo a Cinch link | pdf

For The Alpenhorn News

Working with the athletes, a personal view | pdf


Do Dogs Recognize Their Grown Offspring? link | pdf
Is Dog Barking Similar to Human Language? link | pdf
Why Do Dogs Chew Each Other’s Whiskers? link | pdf
Do Dogs Have Visual Dreams? linkpdf

For The Nest

Do Dogs Understand Object Permanence? link | pdf
Kuranda Vs. Coolaroo Dog Beds? link | pdf
Why Do Some Dogs Squat to Pee? | pdf

For Daily Puppy

Can You Stop a Dog From Howling in His Sleep? link | pdf
Vegetable Oil in Rice & Cottage Cheese for Dogs link | pdf

For How To Adult

How to Get Permanent Marker Off Photographs link | pdf

For eHow

How to move Heavy Furniture on a New Hardwood Floor | pdf
How to connect a Rope to a Boat Anchor | pdf

For USA Today (photography):

Last Supermoon 2014 Best Photos link